Spencer Green: Curiosity Rover Discovers Super PACs on Mars: "In a history-making discovery, NASA's Curiosity rover has confirmed the existence of super PACs on the planet Mars. "Apparently, the rover has landed during a major political campaign between the Exalted Lord Zenar1 and Xxx, former Consul of the Acheron Fossae," says NASA scientist Mitchell Stendahl. "And according to Martian judicial precedent, corporations and unions can not only make unlimited donations on behalf of either candidate, but they can randomly kidnap and hold families hostage in the polar ice caps and build giant lasers to shoot at other planets.""
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